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Bring it on!

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Just a post for us to look at the lighter side of our differences, god (or nature) intended for us to be different, we should celebrate that. It doesnt make any one sex superior over the next, we are equal, and we can also kick each others butts in our own ways, intellectually or physically (hell yeah I’ve seen some women who can take on a bloody male football team alone!).

Though I have to say I’m sorry guys, we women we’re just that much more smarter, e.g. I’ve noticed guys can be uneasonably loyal to the WRONG people, i.e. a good wife has a mothers-boy (mummy-worshipper) for a husband, or a nice mother’s son loves his bitchy money-grabbing girlfriend etc. They never seem to know who their real friends are and see their world in straight black and white, they never understand a woman’s diplomacy, i.e. say, when we’ve had a guest round, and a woman’s very acommodating and polite and that guest leaves and the woman say’s .. ”oh that guest was so rude, did you hear what she just said about.. … ?” and the puzzled man will retort ”but I thought she was a best friend of yours… why did you smile at her and offer her tea if you dont like her..? Women are wierd” .. excuse me? Well, we apologise for your gormlessness and lack of understanding oh male-kind.

Joke corner:

Train Ticket

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the men.

“Watch and learn,” answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, “Ticket, please. The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don’t buy any ticket at all!

“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed man.

“Watch and learn,” answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says, “Ticket, please.”

I’m still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women.

Please watch this video too:

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March 2, 2008 - Posted by | humor, men, women

10 Comments »

  1. Fantastic, Supe, I love it all! Great text, great joke, great video, great illustration! It is like a fireworks, I love that!!!
    And I totally agree that women are smarter… not sure that it is good to be smarter, though…! Their life seem so simple sometimes that I envy them…
    and yes, so true, that they tend to be loyal to the wrong persons….
    and concerning the black&white thinking I will post an entry soon about it…
    1000 thanks for this great entertainment today… i am sure Kevin will enjoy it too when he comes back from his gig in the UK tonight…

    Comment by Miki | March 2, 2008

  2. Wonderfully entertaining post, Supe! completely love the vid, I confess to being a mail reader!
    The train joke reminds me though, I became so adept at travelling around the UK rail network for free, I was planning on writing a users guide, but thought I might get arrested!!

    Comment by kevmoore | March 3, 2008

  3. Glad you liked it, that video I watched some many months ago at the cinema and just found it hilarious, I was like.. how dare the men start it.. turns out when I watched it again, the woman snaps the remote right at the start.. ooh ouch!!

    Comment by supersizeme | March 3, 2008

  4. Oh yes, how did you travel free???

    Comment by supersizeme | March 3, 2008

  5. Man! You should have make clear the anecdote was situated in Scotland! Only Scottish women could be so clever…

    Comment by iondanu | March 3, 2008

  6. Sup this is the great post because it kept me in it for such a long time because of the combination of content. Well done.

    Comment by Michael | March 3, 2008

  7. I don’t know how a man could not desire a strong smart woman. She could do all the manual labor and answer your questions as well.

    Comment by wrjones | March 3, 2008

  8. …and we will be able to paint and draw without any trouble, eh, bill? I wish!

    Comment by iondanu | March 4, 2008

  9. Thanks Michael, glad you liked it.

    Bill and Danu are obviously hatching some scheme in response to this.. hmm… whatever you do we’ll still outdo you.

    Comment by supersizeme | March 4, 2008

  10. It is a nice painting and I think you are right to be suspicious of Danu.

    Comment by wrjones | March 5, 2008


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